Tuesday, September 30, 2008

How do you like your advisors?

According to a survey by Russ Alan Prince (not Russalan Prince as I thought he was) quoted on the Wealth Report 81% of rich people (investors worth more then $1 million) plan to take assets away from current advisor and 86% plan to tell others to avoid their advisor.

Hmm, if all these wealthy peoples had picked their advisers right maybe we wouldn't be in the middle (?) of the largest financial mess since the Great Depression.

Or maybe it's a generational thing? With most investors who remembered the Great Depression retired we may have had to live this experience for ourselves to know to avoid irrational exuberance or believe this time it's different in the future.

And maybe, most wealth advisors simply suck, which is why they rarely outperform random walks or ETFs.

No link love for Russ Alan for now as no info on the survey appears on website. Oh, and Pizza SEO has no wealth advisors, it tries to be a reliable advisor to the healthy, welathy and wise itself.

Friday, September 26, 2008

How not to SEO if you are selling Pizza

Biopsy of :en:small bowel showing :en:coeliac ...Image via WikipediaPillsbury of the Dough Boy fame apparently advertises on Adwords. Seems like someone at Pillsbury or an agency used on of the automated keyword tools to generate a list of keyword phrases containing pizza. A little playing around with the dynamic keyword insertion function and voila:
you have an ad for Gluten Free Pizza Crust landing at the Pillsbury Pizza Crust page. The problem of course is that the key ingredient in the pizza crust is wheat flour and that is definitely not free of gluten.
Now if you like SEOMoz member Mike Piper suffer from celiac disease, eating anything with gluten will make you violently ill. Moreover, you will get mighty pissed off if someone's advertising misleads you, getting your hopes up that you have found something you can actually eat.
The lesson, of course, is to insist that your PPC clients prune the auto-generated keyword lists to make sure their ads don't show up for keywords where they could offend and to be double careful if you use dynamic keyword insertion.
Oh and one more thing: memetics is all good and nice but it won't make you a rapper.
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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Tasty Pizza of SEO

Tasty pizza full of SEO shit is this stuff we are doing here, man. Pizza SEO is the way to do things. Listen to the music, feel the great taste of this pizza slices and SEO it all over the country.

We are running as fast as we can to stop by later. Then continue, walk, run, stop, drive, bike, whatever, man, this shit is so strong. I can smell it right here, right now. It was supposed to be some Pizza SEO delivery guy, but he didn't show up.

What about those pranks, you've surely seen some, haven't you? Yes, I mean, YouTube, right? Is Youtube full of pizzas? Or was that a Chinese restaurant call prank? Right, it was. But definitely, they should also feast over some pizzas, while we are at it. Add some SEO to that pizza stuff and you got pizza seo toppings.

Sheeet, this is just plain silly, huh? But plain pizza dough is called either pizza bread or if you add the sauce, you got Margherita there.

The more you post, the better you rank

The secret is out... Until now only guys at the several Pizza SEOs knew that the more you post the better you rank. Now Technorati (the guys that ratify technology) reveal this nugget of wisdom in their report on the state of the blogosphere. My prediction: before you know it there will be peoples all over the internets posting shitloads of useful stuff not realizing the content is all out there already but it poorly distributed only is.

Now listed to me you should. TRY NOT, DO or DO NOT, there is no TRY. About the right questions think you must, organizate them in ways fit for a noble and brave man and link them to all useful and relevant sets of data.

Easy, huh? Now go start ratifying something!

Pizza SEO and cheap tricks

The short drive more search engine optimizers in the "SEO" abbrevation. We use a lot of internet slang and Pizza SEO seem to be complex, especially apokryfo - technician. That 's all. 62% of search engine optimization than just writing a good rally. The area you must be well planned and well written - otherwise no amount of laps will help. You think you're not a reasonable physical ability or something to that most of us do not ever teach you.

In SEO terms, is called "Navigation", which means the development of simple and useful. Educational programs an application is so popular with the qualifications and marketing Pizza SEO Internet is the steep learning curve. The region-building to thwart the advance shit! Take mataiomenos stop and probably at least a few times, this is normal. The other 3% Pizza SEO, which didn't I section, however specifying the knowledge that you can learn from the test SEOmoz.

That 's who are interested and very valuable items, but also important as your own code and happy. Every month we 're competition against "people Pizza SEO Optimized"; standards and each month we' re whumping crap from peat. The Internet has too much information. The real value is in applications to organize and link them with all data sets useful and appropriate. Make multiple slots, and remember that you can 't have the producers of books: the collection is already out there, just poorly distributed.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

SEO, pizza and hypercompetition

You are a writer publicity SEO, jusqu' so that you are ready to accept that the serious projectile hypercompetitive of the key words such as " référencement" , " pizza" and " Britney Spears". If quelqu' one can to you a snowball the largest SEO, pizza pie, and Britney Spears, is without relevance. The fact is that your task is d' to write copy May being stored on SEO, pizza pie, and Britney Spears. You can connect all your key words hypercompetitive on this list, the rules remain the same ones: jusqu' with a serious attempt to handle the results of a search on the copy most adapted for hyperompetitive as long as key words, SEO, pizza pie, and Britney Spears, are not qualified to express an opinion on a professional level, where That can be made.

Qu' this is which distinguishes the true search engine optimization baiters on the bond and bond manufacturers - people who are too afraid with true Optimization Search Engine, because really do not know - is qu' it will not support a challenge not only because the key words are hypercompetitive. These bonds are always something to see with the search engines. Has only 1/3 years, after which you will need. A copy of this document is of 1/2 of what you will have need (yes, yes, a copy is much more important than the references to the Optimization Search Engine). The others 1/6 of what you have need for Optimization Search Engine is a strategy of SEO. If your strategy is d' to write such an irresistible copy that all the countries are on your " SEO, pizza pie, and of Britney Spears' afterwards, you do not lay out d' a strategy of SEO.

It s' d' acts; a strategy aiming at binding to the beginning and the beginning of l' year under review is d' to optimize search engine. If your strategy is to build thousands of bonds to turn over to their functions to l' text " anchors; SEO, pizza pie, and Britney Spears, " You do not lay out d' a strategy of SEO. It s' d' acts; a strategy for l' establishment of bonds and the bonds, the building is Optimization Search Engine.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Description of Pizza

Pizza is one of the most versatile products available. This can be healthy as you want, or as unhealthy. This is one of the most popular topics in any restaurant menu, and there are restaurants that offer it, but nothing.

Pizza offers a wide selection of food pyramid. You will get your dairy products, cereals, vegetables, fats, and even fruit. Not to mention the right nutrients.

Ways to make pizza healthy is easy. Make it at home is the best and cheapest way.

Cake and bread

When it comes to the choice of flour dough, which is healthy. You can choose whole wheat flour, or even replace some conventional for the whole wheat flour. This will allow you to get the right vitamins and minerals from their bread to serve.


When you decide to use tomato paste, go to the past instead. Tomatoes are usually too much sodium, 50/50, and go with pasta and water will dramatically reduce the salt content.

You do not have to use the tomato paste, although it may be perfectly healthy. You can use anything with a sauce with other vegetables in Alfredo sauce.

But what about Pizza SEO? Can those guys make a good pizza? I have ventured to find out. What does Pizza SEO use as toppings?


Whole milk cheese is not the only option, as well as mozzarella cheese. You can use any cheese you like. Remember melting cheese you choose. Some cheese may not melt, and not very good pizza.

There are so many different kinds of cheese there, there is no reason why you can not select a sound for


It is fun when starting and health. Doliwa of pizza can be anything you want or need.

There are many kinds of vegetables that can be used. Spinach, tomatoes, asparagus, green peppers, onions, the possibilities are endless.

Food is another opportunity there. You can add anything from ham and pepperoni in the calf.

You can even add fruit. Pineapple is a common, but you can add anything they want, or what he will do good pizza.

The possibilities are endless for healthy eating. But again, I could go differently. Make sure you add items to be healthy. If he is not healthy, what you want, you can add something that tickles your imagination, that might mean for your overall health.

Moderation is the key to everything. Even a healthy majority of cases can be unhealthy if you eat too much about it. Moderation and variety are the keys to a healthy diet. More than doing something can be hazardous to your health.

Pizza / Pizzeria and SEO

Pizza (pronounced / pi ː tsə / listen to (help info), in Italian: [ 'pit.tsa]) is a popular dish, baked in the oven is flat, usually round bread, which is covered with tomatoes or tomato-based sauce and mozzarella. Other Decorative bandages, which has been added to the regional, cultural or personal preferences.

As part of the original Italian cuisine, the dish became popular in many different parts of the world. A supermarket or a restaurant, which manufactures and sells pizza, is called the "pizzeria". The term "Pizza Parlor" is also used in the United States. The term there is a dialectical pizza and cake is used for simplicity in certain contexts, such as between employees pizzeria.

And it continues on and on and that is when Pizza SEO comes to the game.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

RECIPE - Pizza with stoplight peppers and champignons ragout

Il pizzaioloImage by Gruppo di lavoro "Il presepe napoletano" via FlickrI will be the first to admit this: it is not original of Pizza-SEO to publish pizza recipes. But still, some people may find them useful.

This recipe comes from my near-vegetarian period in the USA.

I used a ready made pizza crust.

I made the sauce from scratch as follows:
brown finely chopped onion and garlic in olive oil, add cooked and peeled tomatos, reduce, flavor with freshly ground black pepper, dried oregano. No salt necessary.

I would top the pizza with a ragout of stop light peppers (three peppers sold in a pack, one green, one yellow, guess the color of the third in comments for a valuable price) and champignons. The ragout was made by roasting the peppers in the oven, peeling and lightly frying with small sliced canned champignons (the cheapest kind imported from China worked) in olive oil.

Top with mozarella a bit into baking so the the cheese does not burn before the crust is crispy (that's how I like my crust).
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Is the USP dead?

PG tips promotional monkey.Image via WikipediaPaul Fedwick explodes the message myth - arguing that the "message transition" model of how advertising works does not apply to most commercials. Successful ads must communicate, using a 1960's axiom by psychoterapist Paul Watzlawick through 'analogue' as well as 'digital'. Digital is about information that can be digitalized without any loss. Anlogue is "visual, audible, gestural or tactile and the power of an image, or a poem or a story or a hug or a piece of music".

Fedwick shows how many powerful ads do not communicate any meaningful or strong message but capture the emotions of recipients. He therefore argues we should lose a focus on Unique Selling Proposition and start focusing on associations and relationships.

I have a feeling that the optimal approach may not be an either/or. Rather, different personality types are likely to respond differently to ads. I have found the framework expounded by Bryan Eisenberg of FutureNow very useful. It segments buyers into four types: competitive, methodical, sponntaneous and humanistic.

To buy, each needs to have different priorities satisfied. Put simply the Sponntaneous will decide in your favor fast if you assure them you will deliver as promised. The Methodical will try to collect as much information as possible before commiting. The Competitive type will buy if he believes he will outdo others by the purchase. Finally, Humanistic customer will buy if he or she likes you and feel good about you.

This applies to website design and design of the buying process. But it should equally hold for advertising. Analogue probably works for the Humanistic (and of course the Humanistic side in all of us) but a Sponntaneous may respond better to being provided the key assurances he is looking for.

The question then becomes
a. what are the shares of the different types (or rather strength of the traits within people) in the target population,
b. which types will respond to advertising in the given medium (regardless of format).

You would then invest resources where most effective - where you will achieve the most conversions (whatever they are for you).

At Pizza SEO we discuss Unique Selling Proposition in relation to client websites. We advise clients to try to communicate it early on. In some circumstances the USP may be communicated less directly (it does not have to always be a tag line right below your logo in the upper left corner). Associations and relationships can work side by side with a strong USP.

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Most luxurious Times Square New York apartment for Pizza SEO

Times Square; New York City (1)Image by j klo via FlickrParts of Pizza SEO will be visiting New York City in the near future on a reconnaissance and commiseration trip. Finding a place to stay in the Big Apple has proved to be complicated. The one we ended up with is a sizable Times Square apartment in a doorman building. It seems the landlady with a weird name is running some sort of a semi-legal operation - I don't know much about the New York housing scene but as an occasional curbed.com reader I understand that coop boards and such may not be particularly favorably inclined to Eurotrash flying over to flaunt the euro's strength partying in some of the city's most fashionable residential districts.

The land lady never signs her emails, writes from multiple email accounts and demanded a sizable advance deposit to secure the rental. Watch this space to find out if Pizza SEO will not end up sleeping rough in the streets of New York.

Either way, this trip is not only about entertainment but also about business expansion - gaining a foothold in what once used to be the world's largest market. Currently of course China is a larger market and the rapidly growing Chinese middle class is undoubtedly in need of search engine optimization services. However, find a Baidu specialist in Slovakia has proved to be difficult. All of our potential link builders, student of Chinese language and culture at the Faculty of Philosophy, Comenius University seem to be deployed as assistants to a Chinese accupuncturist serving the nouveaux riche of our illustrious city.
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Friday, September 19, 2008

Pizza with SEO toppings

So, you like pizza, huh? What about Pizza SEO, that is pizza with lots of SEO toppings over it. That pizza would include search engine optimization, usability, accessibility and maybe some PPC campaign as well. Pizza SEO as I call it.

My name is ANONYMVS and I am not for hire.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Pizza SEO multiplied

There seem to be multiple Pizza SEO websites. Pizza SEO, then other one pizzaseo at blogspot, then this pizza-seo at blogspot. What's up with all these Pizza SEO website? One is official company website, two others are blogs.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Pizza-SEO getting Zemantified by the minute, thanks to a VC

Shop that was used in several seen for the Fat...Image via Wikipedia Today is a rainy day for Pizza SEO in Bratislava. The temperature has dropped over the past two days and it definitely feels like autumn. I wonder how all the other Pizza SEOs worldwide are doing weatherwise, be it in Boston, China, Bangalore or Estremadura.

The tasks do get mixed up though with the other avenues being pursued. Cultural program is quite definitely one of them..

At this stage, I think the purpose of this post isn't fully obvious. Is it about pizza, SEO, pizza seo, pizzaseo, pizza-seo or some entirely unrelated topic? Well, in all honesty it is in part about Zemanta. What is Zemanta, you ask (actually, quite likely you don't ask). Zemanta is a tool I learned about today from AVC.com, a New York venture capitalist's blog. Zemanta is from Slovenia and it is essentially a blogging interface extension.

As you type, Zemanta displays:
- related links for terms you use (the links to Wikipedia entries on geographic locations above are courtesy of Zemanta) - one click gets you the link
- gallery of related (Flickr?) images - I will drop in a few, of course, for your benefit
- list of possibly related articles you can use for your research or link to
- list of suggested tags

I can see straight away how this makes a blogger's life easier and her content richer. Every 300 characters you type Zemanta updates the context on offer. With a click you can add any of these features to your post.

It is easy to imagine how Zemanta can be extended further, personalized (looking to frequently cited or friendly blogs for related content first, searching your own photostream, etc.) For all I know, some of these features are already there.

Where does that leave Pizza-SEO? Of course, with much richer content to look forward to.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

pizza seo greek

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Monday, September 8, 2008

SEO Splogs Love Me

Have you ever wondered what would be pizza SEO with all the ads on it?

Try this remix of hype Audible Retrospective, courtesy of the dubious "PureSEO.cn" - they are slurping a large amount of content, even funny, my most by drug induced ramblings: shit that I scribble on napkins winds up famous Internet.

In related news, even cold murder in the Google search:

Pizza SEO Google's search results

Pizza SEO is much like a living, breathing business card. Hello, my name is Nitsuj Dnalob, and I can be better than Pizza SEO SEO SEO companies. Rent?

A poet in consulting - EE Cummings

A poet's advice

A real man is someone feels, and expresses his or her feelings. That sounds simple. It is not the case.

Many people think or believe or know what they feel --- but this is to think or to believe or to know: not feeling. And as a real feeling --- is not only to know or believe or think.

Almost anyone can learn to think or believe or know, but it is very difficult to learn, to feel. Why? Because whenever you think or you believe or you know, you have a lot of other people: but the moment where you feel you're nobody - but - yourself.

To no one - but-yourself - in a world which is doing its best, day and night, so all others - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and never stop fighting.

Since nobody to communicate, but even on other, which means that only work a little harder than someone who is not really imagine. Why?

Nothing is as simple as just like anybody else. We all of us do exactly that almost all the time - and whenever we do it, we are not real.

If at the end of the first ten or fifteen years of struggle and work and the feeling you find loved only once, with a nobody-but-yourself heart, you''ll are indeed the best of luck.

And so My advice to all young people who want to be real simple to do something like the dream of freedom - unless you are prepared himself to feel and work and fight until you die.
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